Friday, May 04, 2018

to all ufo conspiracy fruitcakes  here's the truth. i'm going to give it to you straight. are you ready.
yes. ufo's are real. 
now what?
there is no point in holding a fucking conference, no point in telling everyone about it, no point in running around inventing stories about them. the point is we are living on earth and aliens have been amongst us for eons. there's nothing we can do, say or talk about until they reveal themselves so just keep calm. go about your business and contribute to humanity by doing something useful rather than having conferences about ufos and freaking out about them. 

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