i passed my advanced first aid today, i know what to do if you have an overdose, are bitten by a blue ringed octopus or have had an accident while fixing your time machine. 
i have the ability to wrap you in cotton and keep your limbs elevated, i can use a defibrillator and shout 'clear' in a very serious tone. 
i got some serious moves if your panicking or in shock, if you burnt your lips kissing some hot girl or you have wounded yourself in a war zone, i will assist your speedy recovery, because i am civic minded citizen mission.